He's NOT Here

365 Niagara Blvd, Fort Erie, ON L2A 3H2, Canada

He's NOT Here is a restaurant in Fort Erie. Menu prices: $2 – $20.

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Appetizers

Crab Cakesunverified

Served over baby greens with pineapple curry for dipping.

$18

Coconut Shrimpunverified

Butterfly shrimp tossed in coconut and lightly fried to golden brown, served with pineapple curry dipping sauce.

$14

Calamariunverified

Deep fried calamari lightly seasoned and dusted, served with authentic tzatziki.

$14

Pickle Spearsunverified

Juicy on the inside, briny with a crispy breading served with sour cream or buttermilk ranch dressing.

$14

Jalapeno Poppersunverified

These bold fiesta poppers will definitely satisfy those taste buds. Served with sour cream for dipping.

$12

Spinach Asiago Dipunverified

Baked to perfection, a rich dip with asiago and creamy cheese, spinach and artichoke hearts served with grilled pita.

$15

Truffle Fritter Mac & Cheeseunverified

Crisp golden brown, with a perfect creamy mac & cheese center. Served with cheesy sauce.

$14

Loaded Nachosunverified

Sour cream, chives, creamy cheese sauce, red onions, tomato, jalapenos and black olives over a bed of crispy nacho chips.

$15

Baked Potatounverified

Loaded with mac & cheese, bacon, sour cream and chives drizzled with cheese sauce.

$14

Soups & Salads

Soup of the Dayunverified

Enjoy a bowl of the chef's daily inspiration.

$6

Pasta Fagioliunverified

This traditional Sicilian soup will give any tummy a hug using our finest ingredients topped off with fresh Parmesan & Romano cheese.

$8

Garden Saladunverified

Fresh greens with cucumbers, tomatoes and zesty red onion topped with your choice of dressing.

$12

Greek Saladunverified

Fresh cucumbers, tomatoes, red onion, kalamata olives and crispy greens topped with feta cheese and our authentic Greek dressing.

$16

Arugula Saladunverified

Arugula greens tossed with cranberries and walnuts topped with goat cheese and drizzled in olive oil & balsamic.

$16

Caesar Saladunverified

Romaine lettuce, croutons, bacon and parmesan cheese tossed with our creamy Caesar dressing.

$14

Poutine

Original Poutineunverified

Fresh cut fries smothered in fresh curds & gravy.

$14

Chicken Bacon Poutineunverified

Our original poutine loaded with crispy chicken, bacon, sour cream & chives.

$16

Philly Steak Poutineunverified

Golden fries topped with cheese, peppers, onions, Philly steak & smothered in gravy.

$16

Entrees

Half Roast Chickenunverified

Our tender and juicy roasted chicken served with garden salad & rice.

$18

Chicken Souvlakiunverified

Tender chicken breast marinated and skewered, then grilled to perfection. Served with Greek salad, rice and tzatziki sauce.

$18

Shrimp in Basketunverified

Golden fried breaded shrimp served with fresh fries and coleslaw & pineapple curry for dipping.

$16

English Style Fish and Chipsunverified

2 piece beer battered haddock filets, fried to golden brown and served with fresh cut fries, coleslaw & tartar sauce.

$16

Yellow Perchunverified

Lightly seasoned and breaded fillets served with our zesty coleslaw and fresh fries.

$18

Subs/Buns

Buffalo Chicken Bacon Subunverified

Chicken tenders tossed in your choice of hot, medium or mild sauce topped with bacon, cheese, lettuce and blue cheese.

$18

Philly Steak Subunverified

Choice of green peppers, fresh mushroom, sauteed onions topped with mozzarella cheese.

$18

Grilled Sausage Subunverified

Mild Italian sausage sauteed with green pepper, fresh mushroom and onions topped with mozzarella cheese.

$18

Meatball Subunverified

Our trio mixed hand rolled meatballs smothered in homemade sauce topped with mozzarella cheese.

$18

Crispy Chicken Sandwichunverified

Crunchy chicken breast served with lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle and a side of fries.

$16

Burger & Friesunverified

6 oz burger with lettuce, tomato & onion.

$15

Roast Beefunverified

Our slowly roasted in house beef served on a fresh kummelweck bun with a side of golden home cut fries and a zesty coleslaw & horseradish.

$16

Pizza

Arugula/Feta Pizzaunverified

$20

Buffalo Chicken Pizzaunverified

$20

Steak & Cheese Pizzaunverified

$20

Cheese & Pepperoni Pizzaunverified

Extra items $2.00: bacon, onions, green olives, black olives, tomato, mushrooms, green pepper, hot pepper & feta.

$18

Wings

1 lb Wingsunverified

Honey hot, lemon pepper, chili thai, honey garlic, cajun, BBQ jerk, hot, medium & mild.

$12

Sides

Fresh Cut Friesunverified

$6

Side Garden Saladunverified

$6

Homemade Mac & Cheeseunverified

$6

Gravyunverified

$2

Coleslawunverified

$4

Bowl of Loveunverified

Our homemade meatballs smothered in sauce, baked with mozzarella.

$14

Kid's Meal

4 oz Cheeseburger & Friesunverified

Served with a choice of cucumber or carrot sticks with ranch dip and a drink. 12 and under.

$9.99

Chicken Tender with Friesunverified

Served with a choice of cucumber or carrot sticks with ranch dip and a drink. 12 and under.

$9.99

Beef Hotdog with Mac & Cheeseunverified

Served with a choice of cucumber or carrot sticks with ranch dip and a drink. 12 and under.

$9.99

Fun Platterunverified

2 deep fried pickles, 2 chicken wings & fries. Served with a choice of cucumber or carrot sticks with ranch dip and a drink. 12 and under.

$9.99

Drinks

Pepsiunverified

$2.50

Diet Pepsiunverified

$2.50

Ginger Aleunverified

$2.50

7-Upunverified

$2.50

Cranberry Juiceunverified

$2.50

Orange Juiceunverified

$2.50

Iced Teaunverified

$2.50

Shirley Templeunverified

$2.50

Coffee/Teaunverified

$2.50

Espressounverified

$3

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